Spring Turkey Hunting Tips

By Judd Cooney

Patience Pays For Persnickety Toms

turcal 00046_resize #2“C’mon, let’s go after those gobblers across the creek,” coaxed my cohort. “Or maybe we ought to try the gobbler back over the ridge, or even the gobblers tearing it up down the creek bottom a quarter mile below us,” implored my totally antsy and frustrated turkey hunting client, as we listened to gobblers sounding off all round us, just as the sun was gilding the tree tops on the ridge above with its golden light.

“Just shut up and be patient.” I admonished my client. “There’re too many turkeys in the woods for us to try to sneak anywhere. All we’ll do is spook birds. Besides the object of calling turkeys is to let them come to you, so sit back and be patient.”

We’d gotten into position on the edge of a small clover plot at the bottom of a wooded slope, adjacent to a dirt dam that backed up the creek for a quarter mile above us. My client and I were comfortably ensconced on the shadowed side of a large maple tree, with a clear view of the open plot and wooded slope above.

I explained to my client on the drive to the hunting area, that regardless of how many gobblers we heard, we were going to stay put and let a gullible gobbler come to us rather than try to sneak within calling range of a Bob T & gobbler strutting in background _resize #2roosted bird. I learned a long time ago that when dealing with lots of turkeys in an area, and especially areas where there are a lot more hens than gobblers, it’s often more effective to find a good calling location and set up to call, than trying to set up on a specific gobbling tom.

I informed my client that we would hear lots of gobbling, and I would call every twenty minutes until I got a gobbler or two to actually respond to my calling, but it may be mid-morning before this happened. After almost two hours of being serenaded by the vocal gobblers surrounding us, and watching several longbeards pay court to their harem of hens on the distant hillsides (my client counted over 265 gobblers!), I finally got a response. A pair of gobblers on the timbered ridge above responded enthusiastically to my yelps, and when I started cutting excitedly, they left little doubt about their interest, gobbling and double gobbling enthusiastically as they closed the distance.

tureg&h 00009c_resize #2Ten minutes of yelping, clucking, cutting and finally soft purring brought both gobblers out of the woods and into the clover patch at 30 yards, where my hyperventilating client made a clean kill on the largest tom which sported a heavy 11″ beard and 1 3/4″ spurs.

I have done my share of “run and gun,” turkey hunting over the years, but the more I hunt these irascible and unpredictable birds, the less inclined I am to chase after them unless there is simply no other way. Since I started actively guiding and outfitting for spring turkey hunters in Iowa, Missouri and Nebraska almost twenty years ago, I have found that my clients and I are far more successful when we use patience and perseverance in our turkey hunting. The more turkeys you have in your hunting area the better this tactic works.

One of the biggest obstacles to conning longbeards anywhere, regardless of the subspecies hunted, is HENS. The higher the hen-per-gobbler ratio the tougher the toms are to call. A henned up tom is a firm believer in the old axiom, “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” A gobbler’s brain is the size of a pea, but even pea-brained gobblers are hesitant to leave a harem and venture several hundred yards through the woods or across an open meadow, to check out the sounds of another hen he can’t see.

DSC_0412_resize #2However, the longer the gobbler hears the seductive sounds of a hen the more his curiosity is aroused. You can bet he will remember EXACTLY the location of that vociferous and seductive sounding hen, and IF and WHEN his hens wander off or scatter out ignoring him, he’s more than likely to check out the location where he last heard the hen or even more likely to check out the persistent hen if she’s still calling. This may be a few minutes or a few hours, but the chances of a gobbler checking out your calling increases as time goes by, rather than decreases as most callers think.

One of my turkey hunting buddies from a southern state, hunted Iowa with me for several successive springs after I had spent several years chasing Mississippi and Alabama gobblers with him. We covered lots of country down south chasing after gobblers. But when he came to Iowa, he used the same tactics with far less success, even though we had many times the turkey concentrations on our private leases.

After the second year’s season was over he humbly admitted that he felt he had only managed to call in a couple of Iowa gobblers. In fact, most of the time the gobblers ignored his best calling efforts, and sometimes even headed the other direction. I’d always chided him that his southern drawl could not be comprehended by the “Iowegian” birds. He was an excellent turkey caller. I told him though, that he had without doubt called in lots of gobblers during his hunts, but that he was never at the calling location when the tom’s got there.

turhek 00275_resize #2On his last turkey hunt he was guiding a major call manufacturer who was shooting a turkey hunting video segment. After spending an unsuccessful morning “running and gunning”, they had several turkey encounters, but no gobblers called up for video. At mid afternoon I told him exactly where to go and set up, with specific instructions to stay put regardless of how many gobblers he heard on the lease. He was to call every twenty minutes or so until he got a gobbler to come in or it got dark. But under no circumstances was he or his hunter to go chasing after any vocal toms. Two hours after setting out decoys and dozing off several times between calling spurts, a gobbler responded and strutted across the open field in front of them and around the decoy, providing the best video this company had gotten all spring.

Patience was the key to their success.

On Midwestern turkey hunts I’ve called up and killed more gobblers between 10:00 AM and 2:00 PM than during any other time frame. Throughout the early morning and as they leave the roost, almost every gobbler in our hunting area will have hens in sight or have hens around them. This makes them difficult to call right off the roost, or later as they spend the morning feeding and loafing. With high hen to gobbler ratios, the hens are far more aggressive and will jealously pull any gobblers around them, away from anything that sounds like a competing feathered female. This is a major problem on our Iowa hunting leases from the seasons opening day, to the final day’s sunset.

turest 00011_resize #2By mid morning the birds are scattering out and the hens are wandering off looking for nest sites, or nesting until later in the afternoon when they rejoin the toms for the evening roost. Typical with males of any species, some gobblers are simply going to lose interest in their present companions and look for new conquests. The seductive or excited hen calling they’ve been hearing from you all morning, or before the flock moved out of hearing has piqued their interest, and you can bet-your-bippy those longbeards will have pinpointed your location to within a few yards.

When I set up to call, I make sure I get comfortable enough to remain for a long period without moving. I often use varying decoy set-ups depending on the time of season, from a lone hen, to several jakes and a couple hens, to a strutting tom and lone hen. I get out three calls; a Quaker Boy Jagged Edge diaphragm call for general yelping, cutting and clucking; a loud super sounding Paul’s Calls box call for distant reaching yelps and cuts; and a sweet sounding slate call for close-up purring and clucking to bring a gobbler in that last few yards.

turhek 00179_resize #2I usually call every twenty minutes keeping track on my watch, as judging time in a calling situation can be difficult at best, and over calling will spook more gobblers than under calling. Once I get a gobbler in sight or know he’s coming, I let his actions and vocalizations set the tempo of my calling responses, and I generally call less than the gobbler.

On a number of occasions I’ve been calling for an hour or more, and finally have gotten a gobbler or two to respond enthusiastically to my calling, only to have a silent gobbler suddenly appear out of nowhere trying to steal the hen from its vocal competition.

Spring turkey calling is an endeavor in conning a gullible gobbler to come within shooting range. Your deadliest and most effective assets may not be your calling expertise or chosen hunting gear, but simply PATIENCE and PERSEVERANCE. So sit back, get comfortable and let it happen!


judd cooneyFor the past 30 years Judd Cooney has been writing and photographing full time in addition to running his guiding and outfitting operation, spending 18-20 hours a day trying to avoid working an 8-5 job. He says, “I wouldn’t change it for the world!” He has articles or photos in many of the outdoor magazines every month, covering bowhunting, muzzleloader hunting, big game, small game and predator hunting, plus turkey, waterfowl and upland game hunting. He can be reached through his website,www.JuddCooney.com.


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6 Easy Camping Meals

By Tom Claycomb III

Camp Cooking Tips For The Back Country

I love camping and cooking outdoors. My mind is free to focus – or not. Mostly not – on a job, a 401k or yard work. Camp cooking can be epicurean delights, like the meals my buddy Dan Sweet whips up for us in elk camp on his Louisiana Grills smoker and Camp Chef. (I can just about taste the grilled halibut, salmon and steaks.) But for today, let’s talk about spartan-style camp cooking in rougher conditions.

Easy camping meals: image of blueberries in oatmeal by a campfire.

Fresh picked fruit raises oatmeal to gourmet status and is a real treat
as a camping meal.

If you pack in on horses you’ll either be cooking over a fire or using the old standby Coleman stove. I’ve cooked enough camp meals on my old Coleman to feed an army. But what if you’ve backpacked in? Or maybe you took off on an all day hike and want to cook a hot meal.

More than likely you’ll be cooking over a wood fire. (Granted, you can buy small backpacking stoves, but I don’t have one). You’ll need to pack along a simple mess kit and a small coffee pot to heat water for coffee or oatmeal.

Six Easy Camping Meals

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Just add water! Mountain House makes easy camp meals in the back country.

1) Although costly, backpacking meals by Mountain House almost reach gourmet standards. To prepare them, pull the absorbent package out and add hot water. That’s it. If you want to save money you can buy powdered mashed potatoes, dehydrated hash browns and dried fruit. I’ve packed in canned goods before but the water adds a lot of unnecessary weight.

2) At an Xtreme Winter Camping seminar at Sierra Trading Post this winter a guy gave me this easy camping recipe with chicken:

  • 1½ cups water
  • 1 stick butter
  • 6 oz. of stovetop stuffing mix
  • 2-5 oz. cans of chicken
  • ½ cup chopped celery (Chop at home and carry in a baggie)
  • ½ cup Craisins
  • Boil water and stir in all the above. Let sit for two minutes, stir and eat.

3) Another easy camping meal – heat some water and add instant potatoes. Then cut up a slice of ham and have ham and potatoes. Many kinds of dried potatoes are available.

4) For breakfast, oatmeal is easy. Dress it up by bringing along brown sugar, dried fruit and nuts in a baggie. When Komson Silapachai from Texas went with me on a backpacking fly-fishing trip we topped off our oatmeal with fresh-picked huckleberries. Wow – that was good!

5) And what’s better than being up in the high country and frying up a mess of trout? Carry along a small bottle of grease to fry your fish in. You can also wrap them in foil.

6) Like Burritos? Take a baggie of anything – potatoes, sausage, cheese, scrambled eggs. Heat up along with a tortilla and you’re good to go.

get-kids-involved-in-camp-cookingWhat to Do for Water?

In the mountains there’s always a spring or creek so I don’t pack water. I carry a water filter by Aquamira or a filtered bottle to drink from while hiking. For cooking I boil water in a pan or coffeepot to sterilize it. Firing up a pot of coffee or hot chocolate is always a welcome comfort when you’ve hiked in a ways, especially on a cold
snowy day.

Fast Frozen Food

If you’re really hitting it hard from daylight to dark, cook stews and chili beforehand and freeze them. When you get back to camp after dark you just throw a frozen bag of stew in a pan of water. Heat & eat! Early this spring Shawn Lee wanted to ride his horses up to the top of a mountain to start getting them exercised. We stopped under a pine tree where I heated up some frozen stew I had thrown into a saddlebag. Along with a pot of coffee – that hit the spot.

Other Camp Cooking Tips

To keep perishables, just build a rock ring in the creek and put your food in the frigid mountain water shaded by tree branches. Last year we packed in a guy from Boston who had never ridden a horse or fly-fished. We caught a mess of fish, and since Shawn had dinner cooking by the time we got back to camp, we put them in our rock ring to save for breakfast. Tough luck – a river otter found them before dawn.

I hate being a whiner, but I don’t like cold meals. And it’s not that hard to whip up something hot. If I leave base camp for a day of elk hunting, fly-fishing or maybe just a hardcore hike, I like to whip up a hot meal. One caution – your mess kit will be black from smoke after cooking. So bring some grocery bags and put your kit in them for the trip home.

Share your camp cooking tips or your favorite camping meals, below…


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Tom lives in Idaho writes outdoor articles for various newspapers, magazines & websites. If it’s something outdoors, he probably likes it. You can read some more of his writings at: www.Amazon.com, www.TomclayComb3.com, and www.BassPro.com.


 

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Camping with Kids: Leave Those E-Gadgets Behind and
Have Some Fun

By Vikki Trout

It only takes two things to help a kid
enjoy the outdoors!

Setting up the tent for camping with kids

If you include your kid from the beginning, including camp setup, you have a better chance to keep his attention and teach him to be helpful.
(Photo: John and Vikki Trout)

“The great outdoors” — three words we savor year ’round. Connect a kid to that concept and he or she will be hooked for life. If we don’t instill the joy and contentment that we discover around a campfire, who will? And how do you convince that child of yours that experiencing an outdoor adventure is much more fun than watching a nature show on television or having the latest apps on his iPhone? All you have to do is consider two questions to generate excitement for family camping in a child.

1. What can children do to assist?

Include them from the very beginning. In other words, let them know the location options you are considering, whether it’s a campground on national or state owned property or the comfort zone of your own backyard. Yes, the backyard can be a great starting place if you’re camping with kids. Once you have agreed on where to camp, you can include kids in nearly everything.

Kids can help a number of ways during family camping

Every child is different and you will know better than anyone what they are capable of accomplishing. Swinging a mallet may not be suitable for all kids, but other tasks are readily mastered. (Photo: John and Vikki Trout)

Food prep: Older kids can help with food prep at home such as packing the lunch basket with bread, lunch meat, weenies, snacks and marshmallows for roasting over the campfire. Kids can also pack graham crackers and chocolate to go with marshmallows and make s’mores by the campfire. You may also consider Mountain House freeze-dried meals. Add some water to the pouch and you have a delicious meal ready in minutes. Your child could be capable of filling the cooler with ice and drinks.

Campsite Prep: Even toddlers can do things that make them feel involved in family camping. I recall taking one of our grandchildren (Brittaney) camping many years ago and she assisted by picking up stones so we could put the tent stakes in the ground. Brittaney felt a true sense of accomplishment because we needed those stones out of the way. Picking up twigs to be used for kindling is also important and fun for the youngster. Children do not mind a little dirt under their fingernails!

Specific chores: My grandson Luke is 12 years old and spends a lot of time outdoors. He is a big asset when it comes to assisting around camp. Your child is no different, and you can find appropriate tasks no matter their age. Kids love to do simple chores on their own, whether it’s being “tent stake installer” or “mattress inflator” of your expedition. Any activity that involves them will provide fun and a sense of accomplishment. The more involved children are the more initiative they’ll take, which translates to more enjoyment for the entire family.

Family meals while camping with kids

Mountain House dehydrated meals are great for camping. Just add water for a scrumptious meal ready in minutes. (Photo: John and Vikki Trout)

Depending on the age of your child, many tasks can be completed with minimal effort on their part. Here’s a list of some chores children could master:

  • A camping checklist helps insure you pack everything you need. Let a young child check off the checklist and he’ll feel like a vital part of the adventure.
  • Helping with camp setup isn’t all heavy work. Let kids place the tarp under the tent. If you’re using a camping trailer, young children can open windows or clean countertops.
  • Kids as young as junior high can take leadership jobs such as heading up the hike, but make it easy for them to stop and ask questions.
  • Teach kids to bait hooks or attach lures while fishing, and team older youngsters with younger kids.

2. What kind of activities will entertain?

Fishing and hiking: With the camp set up, it’s time to have some fun! If a pond or lake is nearby, hike there and go fishing. Hiking while camping is great fun because it keeps them active (the best medicine for boredom) and gives them an outdoor education. Talking as you hike tightens the bond between parent and child. The stronger the bond, the more likely they are to travel the right roads and turn to you for advice later in life.

Nature study: Show them various trees and explain what they are and how they benefit wildlife. My granddaughter’s lessons about trees really helped when she started squirrel hunting. She learned the difference between nut-producing trees that provide a food source compared to ash trees that do nothing for wildlife. If you are camping with kids in early spring, try hunting for mushrooms, but make sure you know a good one from a bad one — teach which are safe and which should not even be touched. Some lessons you teach now remain valuable for the rest of their lives.

Take the family pet camping with you

Families that own pets may want to consider taking the animal along. If you do, make sure the place you select allows your furry friend, and always have complete control over the animal. Nothing will ruin a family camping adventure faster than losing track of kitty or dog, or having him bother other campers.
(Photo: John and Vikki Trout)

Riding bikes: If hiking isn’t for you, consider riding bicycles. If you have not been on a bike in a while, you may want to take a spin before your camping adventure to gain confidence and insure your bicycle is in good working order. If you do not own a bike, some park vendors rent bicycles. Consider Old Faithful Snow Lodge in the heart of Yellowstone geyser country, a memorable place for kids and adults, but don’t expect to reserve a bike — it’s “first come, first serve” only.

Freeheel and Wheel specializes in bicycle rental for all of Yellowstone and is conveniently located near Yellowstone’s West Entrance. For more information, call (406) 646-7744 or visit their website at www.freeheelandwheel.com.

Another fantastic park for bicycling is Smoky Mountain National Park. Bicycles (plus accessories such as a helmet) can be reserved at Cades Cove, and you can even consider helmets that include a “Go-Pro” camera. Dialing (865) 448-9034 will give you more information, or you can visit the website at www.cadescovetrading.com.

Horseback riding: If you enjoy horses, Cades Cove also offers guided horseback rides. For additional information, visit their website at www.cadescovestables.com or call (865) 448-9009.

A one- or two-hour adventure on horseback, horse and wagon or horse-drawn stage coach is available at Roosevelt Lodge in Yellowstone, opening in early June. The Roosevelt Area includes the famous cowboy cookout, making it a popular place so it fills up quickly. For reservations, check the website www.yellowstonenationalparklodges.com or call (866) 439-7375.

But you don’t need to go to a nationally known park, because you probably have a place within easy driving distance that offers similar options.

Father and son family camping

You never know what you may see when camping. Obviously, these two were extremely excited about the “visitor” they see! (Photo: John and Vikki Trout)

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is that our children learn about the outdoors and how much pleasure and satisfaction they can bring, and family camping can enhance the relationship between parents and children. The day will come when they need “stress relief,” and nothing satisfies the way God’s amazing creation can. Another bonus is that you might be creating a future hunting partner!


vikki-trout-hunter-outdoor-writer-160x160Vikki Trout is a full-time freelance writer and photographer from southern Indiana. She loves hunting turkey, deer, bear and small game. When she’s not hunting, she loves capturing wildlife thru the lens of her camera. Please visit her website at www.troutswildoutdoors.com.


 

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When Wild Hogs Attack

By Barry Wensel

Editor’s note: Everyone says pigs are dangerous, but few people can tell you first-hand. Barry Wensel can. Two different pigs came after him – both on the same day. If you head out to hunt wild hogs, listen to his story and heed his warning.  

They Come Full Boar

Hunting wild hogs is a lot of fun, but this story isn’t about fun.

My brother Gene and I have been organizing bow hunts for feral hogs for twenty-plus years with absolutely no problems (see www.brothersofthebow.com). Then came March 11, 2011. I got charged not once but twice in the same day by different hogs. I beat back the first one, but the second one got me pretty good before I got him.

Attack #1

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A face only a mother could love!

It was the last day of five weeks of bowhunting. The prior evening one of our friends, Bernie Finch, had shot a big boar just at dark. Early the next morning Gene, Bernie and I took the track.

I came upon the boar and Bernie shot but missed and the boar took off. I ran along behind the wounded porker to try to keep him in sight since his blood trail was petering out.

Apparently the pig decided I was too close and he turned to face me. I nocked an arrow and stood my ground. At twenty yards he dropped his head and charged. I held off until he was about fifteen feet from me to insure it wasn’t a bluff charge. He meant business and I drove a single arrow into his carotid artery angling downward. The broadhead came out just behind his opposite armpit.
A perfect shot.

But a charging pig has momentum, and he kept coming. Unable to put another arrow on my recurve bow quickly, I just threw the bow in his face and shinnied up a small mesquite tree. The boar died right under me. Wow! I have to admit I did pretty good on that one. But the next one I didn’t do so hot on.

Attack #2

Later that afternoon I came upon two mature sows plus seven or eight piglets at a water hole. Catching a good wind and using the terrain to my advantage I got close enough to notice the calico colored sow was lactating but the black one wasn’t. At ten yards I zipped a shaft right behind the black pig’s shoulder – a complete pass-through. The arrow was soaked in blood but to be on the safe side I waited a half hour before starting the track.

As I topped a small hill I saw her lying on her side. She looked dead and I was thankful, but just to be safe I nocked another arrow. When I got to about 20 yards she rolled up on her stomach, then crawled at an angle to face me. That should have been my first red flag warning.

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Feral hogs aren’t your average barnyard pigs.

I side-stepped enough to avoid the frontal angle and put a second shaft completely through her. Suddenly she spun around to face me, cutting the distance in half. We had the big stand-off. With no trees to climb, I stood my ground. She just stood there at 30 feet popping her jaws. Don’t ever show a growling dog (or hog) you’re afraid of them – but after the adventure of the morning,
it was very scary.

Here She Comes

Word must have gotten around in the pig world that they could challenge me. She dropped her head and charged. I thought it would be a false charge so I stood my ground. As she gained momentum I realized I was in trouble. With no other options I tried to brain shoot her at about five feet. The arrow knocked her off her feet but she got right up and came for me. With no time to reload I threw my bow in her face and turned to run. I didn’t take two steps and tripped over my own churning feet falling face down right into a giant bed of prickly pear cactus. It was like a bad dream.

She was taking her aggression out on my bow while I kicked at her face. One time she threw my bow right in my lap and I threw it back in her face. The bow was actually saving me because she was venting her frustration on it rather than me.

In the fight I finally regained my feet. She was standing about 10 feet away popping her teeth. I looked her right in the eye and slowly took one step towards her and reached down for the tip of the lower limb of my recurve, taking the bow away from her. I was somewhat in control again, and quickly nocked another arrow.

She started backing away and I thought she was leaving – then realized maybe she was backing up to get a running start for me again, so I sunk another shaft into her chest and she fell over dead. It was over. Wow!

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The pig that got Barry Wensel. Look closely and you’ll see the broken arrow shaft between her eyes, the second of three arrows. The broadhead hit her
at five feet – major “pucker factor”.

Brotherly Love

Then it hit me, I was in a LOT of pain. The palms of my shaking hands were covered with hundreds of cactus thorns. Thousands more were buried in my right arm, shoulder, back, ribs, buttocks, and legs – and my arm was really throbbing.

Walking back to my pick-up point I noticed I had a single bar on my cell phone. I dialed my brother, who was four or five miles away, and said I got a hog; had to kill it in hand-to-hand combat… fell in the cactus and was covered with thousands of thorns… thought my arm might be broken… as thirsty as I’d ever been in my life.

He said, and I’m quoting, “Are you bleedin’? If you’re not bleedin’, you’re not needin’. Cowboy up. I’ll be there after dark.” That’s it – end of quote. Brotherly love for sure. You’d think on the last hour of the last day of five weeks of hog hunting, he could help a brother. What can I say?

The next day the hospital confirmed I had a fracture in my lower arm but I was lucky. I had avoided the pig’s razor sharp tusks. All I needed was six weeks of pampering and everything would be fine. I didn’t expect it to come from Gene, but he turned out to be a pretty nice guy.

A quarter century of chasing hogs and never a problem. Then I get charged twice in one day. There’s a lesson in that I’ll never forget the rest of my life – we need to respect any wounded animal because they’ll fight back. My only regret is it would have made for some great video footage… twice. If your primary weapon doesn’t do the job for you, you better make sure you have a good knife!


About Barry Wensel

Barry-Wensel-hunter-outdoor-writer-140x200Barry Wensel is the author of The Crooked Hat Chronicles, tales of his adventures and misadventures in hunting (available at www.brothersofthebow.com.) He is one of the nation’s top hunters using traditional archery equipment. Along with his brother Gene, he organizes an annual “pig gig.” (Check their website for information.) Asked why he wears his hat crooked, he says, “So the animals I’m shooting don’t think I’m looking at them.”


 

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Scent-Free Hats for Dunces

By Steve Sorensen

How to Eliminate the Stinkiest Scent Problem You Have

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Every deer lives by its nose, and to smell you it doesn’t have to get close enough to nuzzle you. Over the years you’ve probably missed many opportunities at deer because they have smelled your dirty hat.
(Photo: Steve Sorensen)

“Why don’t you wash that dirty hat!” My wife had been scolding me about it for months.

I justified the condition of my favorite, everyday hat by saying, “It’s not dirty—it’s just faded.” And I was right. My hat wasn’t so much dirty as it was worn, distressed, comfortable. When it was new, it was midnight black, but now it was a motley shade of dusty looking gray-brown.

I actually had washed it a couple of times. I clamped it into one of those hat-shaped plastic grids I picked up somewhere, and tossed it into the washing machine. The contraption is supposed to keep the hat from being crushed by other clothing or flattened in the spinning cycle. Then the plastic started breaking and I discovered duct tape doesn’t do well in the washing machine.

One day she finally tripped a switch in my deer hunting mentality and drove her point home. Hang on for a minute, because what she said was genius. She made me realize that all these years I had been wearing a deer hunting dunce cap, but thanks to her this dunce finally wised up!

Why Your Hat Is A Deer-Hunting Dunce Cap

Here’s the truth: my hat stunk. Yours does, too. People talk about stinky feet and smelly underarms, but in the deer woods more stench comes from our hats than anywhere else. Why? It’s simple. A hat is a storage place for some truly smelly things. It’s defies logic that we work to get rid of all sorts of odors from the rest of our bodies, but ignore dead skin cells, loose strands of hair, industrial-strength perspiration, accumulated skin oils and perfumy personal care products that collect in our hats.

What’s more, it becomes a Petri dish where bacteria colonize in a moist, dark environment. When you put your hat on, your head warms up those little critters and they start to party. They begin feasting on your dead skin cells and doing unmentionable things that include reproducing and excreting their own waste. Ick!

Underwear For Your Head

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You can clamp your hat in a plastic grid that’s made for washing hats, or you can wash it in the dishwasher. Neither method does the job well. (Photo: Steve Sorensen)

Most of us, whether we’re hunters or not, are conscientious enough about personal hygiene to change our underwear daily because we wear it next to our skin where it absorbs lots of personal odors. Isn’t that where you wear your hat—next to your skin? Even if you have more hair than I do, your hat still spends hours and hours in contact with the skin of your sweaty forehead and your Brylcreemed hair. You shouldn’t wear a dirty hat hunting any more than you’d wear dirty underwear.

What can you do about it? Besides clamping your hat into a hat-shaped plastic thingy and tossing it into the washing machine, you can try another conventional way to wash your hat. You can put it on the top rack of the dishwasher, but I doubt the woman in your household will like that. (I can tell you Mrs. Sorensen doesn’t want my hat in her dishwasher.) Besides, harsh dishwashing detergents aren’t made for fabric, and they are certain to add a foreign scent deer will notice.

How To Make Your Hat A Lucky Hat

Fortunately, my inspired wife proposed a far better and simpler way to wash a smelly hat. “Next time you take a shower, take your hat in and wash it with shampoo.” Why didn’t I think of that? I had been writing a book called Essentials of Scent Control, and she made me realize I had completely overlooked how a hunter’s hat can sabotage his scent-control regimen.

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It’s easy to wash your hat when you’re in the shower. Suds it up with scent-destroying, anti-bacterial shampoo, and scrub it inside and out using a brush with plastic bristles. Let it air dry and your hat will be cleaner than when it was new. (Photo: Steve Sorensen)

Most hunters never wash their hats, or don’t do it often enough. Instead, they spritz a little scent control spray on it, maybe clip a cover-scent wafer to it that smells like dirt, and call it good enough. Can that really keep the stink in your hat from wafting into the wild green yonder — right into a big buck’s nose? I don’t think so.

An important tip – don’t use your regular shampoo! During your pre-hunt shower with scent-free, anti-bacterial hunter’s shampoo or body wash, take a small brush with stiff plastic bristles, and scrub your hat. Lather it up and work it over thoroughly. Scour the inside and outside of the hat band, as well as the whole hat inside and out. Don’t overlook the brim, especially the area where your hand grips it. Rinse the hat until all soap is gone.

I know what you’re saying. “Now I have a sopping wet hat, so I can’t wear it hunting!” You’re right, so you need two or three hats to rotate through this process. That way you’ll always have a clean one. Put the wet, freshly washed hat outside where it will dry in the sun and air, and it will be ready for your next hunt.

Chances are you’ve never worn a hat that’s really clean, but now that you know how to destroy the odors in the stinkiest piece of clothing you wear, you can hunt with new confidence. Take my wife’s advice, and you’ll transform your dunce cap into your lucky hat!


hunter outdoor writer steve sorensenSteve Sorensen is the author of Growing Up With Guns, and The Everyday Hunter Handbook Series. He also writes an award-winning newspaper column called The Everyday Hunter®, and edits content in the Havalon Nation. He has published articles in top magazines across the USA, and won the 2015 “Pinnacle” Award for magazine writing. Invite Steve to speak at your next sportsman’s event, and follow him at www.EverydayHunter.com.


 

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